>Women only listen to Prog/Power, Black, or Melodeath -- no brutal death, grindcore, or evil death metal. Not to mention Doom!
>When attending metal shows, women should either dress like :
_Hot Topic employees
>When in the "pit," women should be treated like cut glass, unless they're drunk, in whcih case, they make good rag dolls!
>When hitting on a woman at a metal show, act like she doesn't know shit about it. If she does, she's a geek.
>Women into metal in general are geeks anyway.